…but the club’s favourite furry cockney may have become romantically attached.
Gurtrude and I wish him all the best.
Better get in quick if you want one of the two remaining senior men as I hear one of them has been receiving a bit of interest from one of the novice women and the other is attempting to woo a young lady from Devon.
We need new men at the club, our current squad are a bit overused now.
ReplyDeleteWell done El Capitain, it was only a matter of time before she fell for you!
ReplyDeletemore like it was only a matter of time before he wore her down.... All that effort, and then she goes on holiday for 6 weeks.... dear oh dear!
ReplyDeleteI did wonder what was going on last summer with the midnight boules sessions....
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean there'll be a drop in restraining orders being issued in the Bristol area?
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