Merry Christmas

Wishing all my dedicated readers a

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and a

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I'm off to the outlaws in the deepest darkest depths of the Forest for a holiday (but you never know I might bump into Dom and Jane!) so I will be back in the new year to keep you entertained and informed in those quiet days you have now and again in the office.

Signing off for 2006 but in true Gurt fashion I leave you with a Friday Message from the Hoff!

And the Winner is....

Well a staggering number of you have sent in your entries for the Lazy Lush art contest, and I can now reveal the winner....

Well, I can't show you the actuall winner - as they were too lazy to even take a picture of anything, but second place will have to go to Gav, who couldn't even be bothered to take the camera all the way out of the case before snapping away!
I would give you a prize but I am too lazy to go shopping for it!

Santa's Grotto

Santa : Welcome to Santa's Grotto young man. Sit on my knee and tell me what you would like for Christmas....
I am just wondering if Charlie was on Santa's good list and will get what he wants for Christmas....

perhaps we should ask a (slightly scary) Christmas fairy if he will get what he wished for?

One for Pete

It appears that Pete has been complaining about the lack of photo's of him (and the volume of a certain squad captain) at the Christmas party. So he does not feel too left out, I managed to dig a photo of Pete at the party.....

Not quite sure what he is doing with what appears to be a large yellow trunk....

Oh -and about to sink a tequila!

Bet he wished he had kept quiet now!

More Birthday Wishes

A little birdie told me that two of the wimmin's squad are celebrating their birthday today, so Gurt would like to wish Lauren and Nicole a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

In time honored fashion I (with a little help from Gurtrude) have baked them a cake - and as you can see I have been practicing since cooking Marcus' cake a few weeks ago!

Open the Flood Gates

Just as you thought you had escaped the camera at the Christmas Party...

Here is a collection from James' camera - although apparently someone stole it from him to take most of them - Three guesses who was responsible for trigger happy finger!

While we are on the subject - James (the not-so-long suffering cox of the 'most beautiful girls in town' crew) is moving on to pastures new in the big smoke. I'm sure the Women who have had the pleasure of his coxing will wish him well...

Not sure what they did though to chase him off so quickly!

A fairy and a dancing queen

Oh dear, it appears that some more photo's are starting to appear from the Christmas party..

These two seem to be looking a bit grumpy - they don't appear to be looking to happy about being there, which I can't quite understand, as I was under the impression that it was a good night out!

Myself and Gurtrude had a wail of a time

Lazy Art

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in this case I am fairly sure that is very true. Now I am not much of a arty farty person, but I reckon even I would have a chance at winning this prize!

And on that note, I would like to announce the 'lazy lush' award for Lazy Art.... Pictures on an email to I took a photo of my lazy art. Winners will be announced later....

Here is one I took earlier!

Have you got what it takes?

To become a 'Real Rower' that is....

It looks to me as if this could be one for the boys to aim for, and one for the girls to admire!

Not quite sure what Gordon is doing here, but prizes to the person who spots myself, the one and only Gurt Lush ;-)

Friday Message

Birthday Boy

As it was mentioned at the party, It was Marcus' birthday on Wednesday.

I have baked him a cake to celebrate getting a year older -

All Partied Out

Firstly apologies for not reporting back sooner, but it appears that even the great man can get a hangover after a evening on the sauce....

I managed to keep myself fairly busy during the night, and did not witness first hand any major news worthy gossip - Unlike many previous CBRC parties there appears to be very few transgressions, although from some of the reports that have come in there were plenty of sore heads, and a few trips to speak to God on the great white telephone.

Congratulations to Baggy for winning the air guitar dance off, and I am not sure who won the best dressed award!

Here is a few photo's from the night for you to enjoy....

The Food

The organisers

The Reindeer (or are they dogs?!?) see story

The winner of the dance off + friends

The end of the night...

Party like it's 1999

Well, this is if you are Prince....

For all other CBRC members Party like it's 12th December 2006...

Although I have very sensitive ears to pick up gossip, I can't be everywhere, so don't forget to send me the Christmas gossip from the evening... click below to send me a mail -

I know something about what happened last night

(gurt_lush_blog@hotmail.co.uk)

There'll be no nakedness here!

The University of Bristol lot have done themselves a calender again this year... Luckily enough it is not a naked one as it was last year, but just a arty farty black and white number. We are especially lucky it is not naked as I came across this picture in the calender with a couple of former CBRC members.

what goes woof woof neigh/moo

Well, OK then I have no idea how to describe the noise a reindeer makes - make your own mind up - answers on a postcard - or a comment below ;-)

Anyway I digress... without giving the game away too much, see if you can work out which two reindeer at the Christmas party have dressed up with horns designed for a dog to wear.
Whilst we are on the subject of the Christmas Party...

If you are a veggie then please let Dee know so that she can ensure she has got the orders correct.

Drink reception starts at 7pm, with dinner being served at 8pm... don't be late!

As bent as a CBRC rigger

Reports have been slowly filtering through of an incident along Welsh back, which ended up increasing the CBRC bent rigger collection by another 3! Not only that, but it appears that one of the crew members found out what it feels like to be ejected from the comfort of his seat!

Don't forget, if you think there is something that deserves a spot, then you can e.mail me here... (now that I have ironed out some technical issues)

smells like poo to me

Imagine minding your own business, paddling through the tunnels and all of a sudden you feel something wet and warm land on your leg...

Luckily for Mr Beever, I have found a useful site to help him out next time a bird decides to tell him what it thinks about his rowing - after all, they do say actions speak louder that words!!

Billy no mates

Last weekend saw another race down on the tideway, this time for the people who could not, or did not want to get in a boat with some friends - the scullers head!

CBRC had one entry this year - With Jack proving he has still got what it takes to mix with the big boys...

Well done to Jack who finished 27th overall (from 327 starters) which is not half bad considering that 6 people decided that it was time to test out the temperature of the Thames water...

David's special Friday message

Entry Criteria

Whilst the Pink Hippo club has strict entry rules - 'proficient in good oarsmanship and good fellowship' - to ensure that they remain the premier club in British rowing, it appears that rowing for CUWBC and rowing across the atlantic is not good enough... although they did let Alice in, so it can't be that difficult!









It is a good job that CBRC does not employ such selection, as we would not be where we are today without a CUWBC member coaching us to the premier club in Bristol. ;-)

The only thing we ask is that you must be 'proficient in good strawpedoing, and rowing the morning after a night out in LaRoca'

Some advice this Yule Time

As the Christmas Parties approach, there is always the chance that there will be a bunch of mistletoe hanging around….

To save any embarrassment, here is short film of what to do when you find yourself under some…

Although some of the stories I have heard, most people should know what to do by now ;-)

LTR to the rescue

Whilst visiting a particularly dark and dingy night spot on Saturday night a pair of the LTR men found themselves at the bar surveying the room for talent. One girl in particular caught their eye: she was attractive, well dressed and only a few minutes from being unconscious.

So they waited a few minutes until she’d collapsed and then dragged her out of the club. Her saucer-eyed mate seemed unconcerned claiming that ‘She took what I took and I’m OK’. The skilful LTRs manoeuvred her into the recovery position and waited for the ambulance while the bouncers tried to hunt down the bloke dealing the dodgy goods.

Sadly neither of them got the girl’s phone number. Better try harder next time chaps.

Mirror Signal Manoeuvre

Confident that his crew were going to win the race Mr Chambers decided to execute a text book hand brake turn midway through the recent Ariel head. However the crew were unwilling to carry out his request to try a reverse flick over the finish line.

2006 World Championships

There’s only a few days to go until the World Champs in Switzerland and the tension is mounting…

Ho Ho Ho.

Tis the Season....

To be Jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Christmas is almost upon us, and the calendar is filling up with party invitations...

First there is the pre Christmas social this Saturday (25th) at the Thekla, then the official one on Tuesday, yes Tuesday, 12th December.... that's even before you start on the work parties!

Gurt is a little worried that the training might suffer, so watch out for all that alcohol - especially as you would not want to fall foul of The alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test (AUDIT).

Mrs Lush only got to question 5 before reaching the dangerous level of 8, so I packed her straight off to the GP's!

Remember you don't have to drink to have fun (but it helps!)

Is nothing sacred any more?

I’ve been training for the annual world pie eating contest for months and can now see off a pack of Tesco Value steak and kidney pies in under a minute.

So imagine my disgust when I heard they were changing the rules this year.

Next they’ll be telling us to sip our strawpedos in La Rocca…

Old - but not so slow

After the youngsters tried their hand at the fours head on Saturday, it was the turn of the more mature oars people to have a go.

CBRC only had one interest in this race - and again a last minute substitution was required (many sources say he was still sweating cider from the night before!)

Well done to the old g*ts who manages to get over the course in fine fashion (despite being a scratch crew, and half the crew already having done the main event, rowing and drinking, the day before) finishing 11th overall, and were only 2 seconds off being the fastest CBRC crew of the weekend!!

If that is not a good reason for the senior squad to get on with the training I don't know what is!

Shock and Awe

There were mixed emotions on the Tideway on Saturday with some crews pulling out all the stops with some pretty impressive results while others couldn’t quite get things together on the day.

The smart money was on the coxless fours with both the Men’s and Women’s boats being quickest of their respective squads.
S2 4- 147th overall and 24/48 in their category
WE 4- 353rd overall and 9/13


The quad suffered from the loss of their 3 man and LRC’s offering as a substitute struggled to slot in effectively. 2 of the crew enjoyed a better race at the Vet Fours head on Sunday (result to follow).
S2 4x 182nd overall and 42/51

The real action took place amongst the coxed fours. I can only imagine Ruth had had a few too many pies last week given the men’s boat’s final result. Amongst the Women, Welsh Boat managed to deliver the quickest time but only just as City Of Bristol were just 4 seconds behind. Windfall always looked to be a long shot and came in third fastest.
S2 4+ 382nd overall and 35/35
WS3 4+ (Welsh) 402nd overall and 13/50
WS3 4+ (CoB) 404th overll and 14/50
WS3 4+ (WF) 450th overall and 30/50

Looks like it’s going to be quite a scrap for places in the top Women’s 8!
However Rhiannon might need to draft in a few extra recruits before March...

Full Results
All the Photos

All Aboard

It’s been a bit quiet on the social side of the club for a while now, some say too quiet.

Here to rectify this are the club's very own 3am girls and they are inviting everyone to embark on a voyage of revelry next Saturday aboard the newly refurbished Thekla. I’m told the fresh lick of paint has made all the difference and they’ve even managed to get rid of that weird smell below decks.

The reasons for the night out are many and varied and include the celebration of Nicky Heappy’s Birthday, celebrations with or commiserations to the 4’s head crews, the start of the festive party season, a chance to meet the LTR squads, etc.etc.
All are encouraged to attend so tell a friend. More info to follow.

See you on the poop deck for a Bloody Mary.

BetLush - Starting Prices

An eventful final week has seen a number of the crews settling into their race pace, and discovering things about each other that they certainly didn't know before...

The Blokes

Brett
The rumour on the circuit is that one member of the crew has been firing down the best that Cow & Gate can offer as race fuel. The concern from his team mates is the results - solid, liquid or gas? With race preps slightly disrupted this crew appears to have gelled well in the last few days, and should give a competitive showing. A final outing for for Jimmy and Marcus should push the betting in to 6-1Fav.

Brownsword
The revised line up is, as promised, showing power! Although the market says this is not always a good thing... With the renowned bendy course ahead of them, we hear that Morgan is struggling to keep Crusher's power under control, and keeps aiming it at the bank. Time will tell if Crusher can be tamed, and Morgan can take some of his dancefloor prowess, and keep his foot movements under control. Holding steady at 13-2

Sid
A difficult one to sum up, this five-some (or some might say six-some). They have been seen delivering well above their previous form this week. Is it their training finally coming good, is it a higher level of concentration, or is it the subbed-in stroke man? Who knows.

The Tideway could yet be their undoing - a longshot at 17-1

The Burds

Welsh Boat
Forgive me if I am wrong, but this was definitely a mixed crew when I saw them earlier in the week. Did I see (the inevitable) Sniffer taking Rhiannon's seat? What effect will this have? Who knows? I hear they have recovered from UT, but there is still a small question mark over form - especially in the light of the City of Bristol numbers... Showing well at 6-1.

Farn
Nothing I have seen recently worries the form book. However, Kirsty has been seen driving everywhere this week in reverse... Some say it will undoubtedly improve her steering - others say she might forget to follow the rest of the crew! Having said that, nevermind the steering, its City of Bristol that should be watched - if the training figures are to be believed! Moving in at 11-2.

City of Bristol
Well, what can I say? Claims have surfaced this week that City of Bristol have been to the tunnels and back in 18 minutes. Flipping marvellous. I wish I had been there to see the Bristol Head course record broken (Cambridge Lightweights 10m09 - 1997), becasue clearly we should all be watching this one. Nevermind "look out Welsh Boat", more like "look out Brett". Well backed into 7-1.

Windfall
The mystique continues. This is the unexpected package. No-one even knows if they have been training at Bristol, they have been so far below the radar. There is some chat about styles of training - but dont write them off, history has proven they are worth a flutter at 20-1.

BetLush Tip of The Day - take your wellies!

A Lady or a Boy?

I’m sure you’ve all had that awkward moment when the young ‘lady’ that you have managed to seduce in a dark corner of La Rocca turns out to be rather less female that you had hoped…or maybe it’s just me.

Anyway, see how you fare in the cold light of day with this thrilling quiz.

TV On Demand

The trouble with rowing training is that it gets in the way of high quality sofa time in front of the tele.
However, thanks to some highly suspect copyright infringement you can now catch up on your favourite TV shows whenever you like, or rather whenever you're not on the docks: http://tvlinks.voodeedoo.org/

Place your bids...

Proof that you can buy anything on eBay these days (click to make it readable):

'er Indoors

All the best to Julia, Jane and Tony for the British Indoor Rowing Championships in Brum on Sunday.

I'm sure there are usually more people from the the club doing this?

Firework Display

There are many ways to get out of doing an erg but this is just ridiculous.

BETlush '06 Update

There have been tears, tantrums and tribulations within the fours head crews over the last few weeks and BETlush has been watching with interest. Wallets at the ready for the latest odds...

The Blokes

Brett
A disappointing result at UT head may have knocked the quad’s confidence and with it the confidence of the punters. Some blame the foreigner in the bows while others suspect that stroke just isn’t eating enough. Much to do before the big day with odds lengthening to 19-2

Brownsword
The big men have shown that their momentum can certainly get the boat shifting but many worry that the bowman’s ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ steering could lose them seconds on the day. Sickness in the stern has set back their last few days training but they are looking to shape up for a strong row next week. Moving up as favourites at 6-1.

Sid
At times this five-some seemed to be on the brink of self destructing with hand bags poised and ready for swinging. Injury and illness have dogged the crew over the last two weeks and most are holding back to see what form they are in nearer the day of the race, if indeed they make it to the start line. A reserved 17-1

The Burds

Welsh Boat
Power is nothing without control but these girls seem to have plenty of both. An unfortunate set back at UT head that left them off the podium has only helped to fire up the crew to perform at the main event. But will they have the stamina to keep the speed going through to the finish? Have they done enough to keep Farn and CoB at bay? Still worth a flutter at 13-2.

Farn
Putting the grrr in eagerness these four have shown true commitment to their training and are looking tidy as a result. Bow is said to be overcoming her fear of steering the course by practicing each evening with a map of the tideway and a shoe screwed onto a plank. With less weight to carry and a higher starting position they could just pip the coxed boats. An optimistic 7-1.

City Of Bristol
Rumour on the docks is that these plucky young ladies are the ones to watch. A recent head to head with the mighty Welshboat left little between them and some long distance ergs will help to make sure they can push through the pain barrier at Hamersmith. However the question to ask is: does size matter? Holding firm at 17-2.

Windfall
Choosing to train at different times has helped to maintain the mystique of this crew. The boat has a strong record but are the crew able to fill the shoes of last year’s victors? They are starting to show some useful rhythm but are left with everything to prove. One for the chancers at 19-1.

Lechyd da!

Mr Castle showed his true allegiance at the weekend.

Maybe that’s why he has a big fluffy haircut?

Self Sacrifice

The Lush has been informed of a stern e-mail from the Women’s captain telling her squad that there will be compulsory attendance at the training camp on 13th and 14th January. Failure to attend will jeopardise selection for the Women’s Eights Head crews.

Given that said captain will be Andorra that weekend she clearly doubts her chances of being selected…

Cox Idol

“Your calls were weak and badly timed and I would have expected Stevie Wonder to steer a better course….”.

Just some of the comments from Xiang Cowell during the auditions for the ‘China Olympic Coxswain Competition’.

Gurt's Problem Page

"Dear Gurt ,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to put my new Lola Scull next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed that the pitch was slightly out on the new carbon fibre wing rigger, causing an unsual profile on the new quick release gates. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
....(Name witheld)"

The Times They are A-Changing

The view from the water on Temple Back is soon to look a bit different:

www.templeback.com

Woman of the Year Awards?

I have received two nominations for this award so far but not sure they are really what the selection comitee are after:
Candidate #1

Candidate #2

Man of the Year Awards Pt.3 & 4

Candidate #3
Having many wives necessitates having an MPV…
Candidate #4
Is this what they call power water work?

Brass Monkeys

It’s a bit nippy out so remember:
Wrap up when out training & Keep Warm, Keep Well

Man of the Year Awards Pt. 2

Candidate #2
Our second candidate looks particularly smug and with good reason, he’s got a brolly and a beer. It’s pretty useful that his girlfriend is carrying more for him too…

Man of the Year Awards pt.1

Many have claimed that chivalry is dead and judging by the candidates for the Man of the Year Awards 2006 it looks like this statement might be well founded.

Candidate #1:
Given the choice between leaving his beloved out in the open and allowing his girlfriend to have a bed for the night there could only be one outcome…

Thames Tester

Bristol crews were out in force (or should that be four-ce?) at Upper Thames Small Boats Head yesterday and produced some interesting results. It seems the deceptively straight course caught out many of the boats, including those carrying coxswains, but the sunshine and tailwind made for excellent racing conditions.

Quickest of the day were the new improved men’s 4- finishing 43rd overall and 7th of 11 in their category. Next were the men’s quad finishing 71st and 5th of 6 in their category leaving much to do before 4’s head. Close behind were the 4+, carrying a sub due to injury but finding the race a useful experience finishing 6th of 7 in their category and 78th overall.

The real drama occurred amongst the women’s crews with the 4- being quickest and finishing 138th overall despite some foliage examination mid way down the course. A steering error left the Welshboat trailing behind a jubilant City of Bristol in the coxed fours, each finishing 159th and 154th respectively. Next up were the novices finishing a creditable 179th and bringing up the rear were the Reccies having enjoyed 4 lane racing and some restrained coxing calls from their streersman for most of the course.

The race has thrown the BETlush punters into disarray and many wait with interest for the latest odds…..

My, how you've grown

Coach should make sure she is very careful how she measures the performance gains of the men in her squad....

"Touchy feely man jailed"

Christmas is coming…

The coloured lights are already up in Bath and it won’t be long before every ad break on the tele will be bombarding you with Cliff Richard songs and offers on mince pies and tinsel.

Get into the spirit of things early by buying your ticket for the CBRC Christmas Bash:
Venue: Thistle Hotel
Date: Tuesday December 12th
Price: £30 per person (Partners are also welcome)

Price includes the following:
A White Christmas Theme where cheeky elves will greet you for a drinks reception
3 Course Festive Served Dinner
‘Comedy’ After Dinner Entertainment
Disco

Dress Code: Festive (looking for a big effort from everybody)

The organising committee need to establish the level of interest as soon as possible so please let one the following know if you intend to attend:
Nicky Heappey, Corina Brocksopp, Dee McCormack, Marcus Mumford, Tom Edwards

BETlush '06

Forget Bluesq.com, forget ladbrokes.com and forget paddypower - those in the know bet at BETLush for the most up to date odds! We give our punters more info, more choice, and the best chance to make a few quid. So ladies and gents, don't stand on the riverbank with your hands in your pockets - take a good look at the BETLush 4's Head form guide - and have a little flutter.

The Blokes

Brett
A combination the pundits were calling controversial, this crew couldn't ever be accused of being scale-breakers.

How would this bunch of mavericks pull it together? Who was going to swing their handbag first? However, they have shown they can make it shift. A bit of last minute GB squad coaching has resulted in a change of pace and they are shaping up nicely for a decent finish. BETLush tip for Tidiest Crew of The Day - moving in at 7-1.

Brownsword
A turbulent time for this combination, we have seen some headline grabbing antics from within Brownsword in the last couple of weeks. The crew was caught napping when Sly threw in the Green-and-Whites, and headed back towards his former Black-and-Reds. Needless to say, when there is turbulence in the air you can always rely on one man. Step forward Crusher. Now drafted into the 3 seat, there is no question that this combination will have lost any power. The question in the market though - can you take more holidays than Craig Doyle, and still get the boat together? The punters are waining at 15-2.

Sid
BETLush has taken a sideways look at this crew... One old hack, one returning veteran, The Voice of Henley, and two new boys. How will it shape up? Reports from the riverbank have suggested steady progress, and some hint of the cox pulling them all together. Overnight news has filtered through of back and hand injuries which may slow the advancement of what should represent a solid showing at S2. Midfield at best - 16-1.

The Burds

Welsh Boat
Show me the power! Well, lets hope so. There will be no excuses for a sluggish showing from this crew. This combination has been working hard on their fitness, and it shows. There is some concern that the cox has not been heard talking outside the boat, so can he muster a word on the water? Could this be the first silent delivery of a race plan? BETLush predicts a strong finish - but can they bag the scalp of the coxless boat? Show me the money at 5-1Fav.

Farn
As yet untested, there is pressure here in all areas of the race... This crew is full of some of the most competitive people around, and BetLush knows they will deliver. However, can they produce the pure power? can they make the most of the stream? can they resist the temptation to stop for a photo a Hammersmith? Next week will see the full crew return to training, and BETLush may revise its "Ample" odds of 15-2.

City Of Bristol
Personally I could listen to the dulcit tones of the Irish reading the phone book for pleasure, so lets hope it drives this crew to new heights. With two former crewmates re-united in the bows this could be the best kept secret in town. The training reports have told of a committed crew who could rock the Welsh Boat - one to watch. A heady 17-2

Windfall
This crew would ordinarily ply their trade beneath the radar. They are hard workers, and rumour has it, girls with much stamina. However, their ability to row is not the hot question. What is, is whether the cox needs a visit to Specsavers? A new addition to CBRC she has quickly earned the name Kamikaze Cox. Let those crews on the Tideway take on the fiery red head at their peril! This crew races with everything to gain, and nothing to lose. An outsider at 20-1.

Guess His Weight

Welcome back Mr and Mrs Hall I hope you had a nice break, but putting two rowers on an all inclusive cruise can’t have been a wise move.

I wonder which was beaten first, Dom’s appetite or the ship’s supplies?

I Rowed The World

By the wonders of t’internet you can now hook up your erg to Google Earth and row over any river.

I can’t wait to set it up for the picturesque Boston Marathon course.

NFW

After a mutiny in the men’s squad that should be the basis for ‘True Blue 2 - Back in Red and Black’, a seat has been made vacant in the coxless 4.

Finally this gives one of the most overlooked talents in the club his chance to be called up from the subs bench with barely enough time to pick the splinters from his shorts. Pending confirmation of acceptance from The Management, Mr Martin ‘Crusher’ Downey will be taking up the place as 3 man.

This could have an interesting effect on the Bet Lush odds for the 4’s head….

What’s That Skippy?

After receiving complaints that circuits are too dull I hear Coach is going to liven things up by adding a new skipping station.

I can’t wait to see the boys try these moves!

One and the Same?

Has anyone seen these two in the same room at the same time….?
Phil Chambers
Robin Gibb

Autumn Watch

And here we are fortunate enough to witness the rare spectacle of the Lesser Spotted Beever emerging from it’s burrow….

Run for your life!

While observing the entertaining spectacle of 2000 runners scrambling through peat bogs and tunnels in Devon on Sunday I spotted one of the supervising Royal Marines running at quite a pace while yelling ‘Get her away from me!’.
In hot pursuit was a bedraggled figure that looked suspiciously like one of the CBRC ladies who was calling back to him: ‘I only want a hug!’.

It seems that Marines may be tough but they are no match for a lady rower!

Muddy Hell

The results for this years Commando Challenge look pretty good:

The Blokes
CBRC1 – The Greased Whippets
1hr 5m, 2nd fastest, 20th overall.

CBRC2 – 6 men and Their Tights
1hr 19m, 36th Fastest, 50th overall


The Burds
CBRC3 – Nice Set of Bristols
1hr 41m,, 14th fastest, 11th overall

CBRC4-(No Comedy Name Given)
1hr 21m, 3rd fastest, 7th overall