Wednesday, November 29, 2006

LTR to the rescue

Whilst visiting a particularly dark and dingy night spot on Saturday night a pair of the LTR men found themselves at the bar surveying the room for talent. One girl in particular caught their eye: she was attractive, well dressed and only a few minutes from being unconscious.

So they waited a few minutes until she’d collapsed and then dragged her out of the club. Her saucer-eyed mate seemed unconcerned claiming that ‘She took what I took and I’m OK’. The skilful LTRs manoeuvred her into the recovery position and waited for the ambulance while the bouncers tried to hunt down the bloke dealing the dodgy goods.

Sadly neither of them got the girl’s phone number. Better try harder next time chaps.

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