Thursday, January 18, 2007

Watch out for your wallet....

A word of warning for those (males) of you who may be regular Tesco, Sainsbury's or Asda customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping
your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Tesco or Asda. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you while you are driving. Whilst this is happening the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on December 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th, 29th, and 31st. Also January 4th, 5th, 6th, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming week.

Be careful out there,
Regards

Gurt

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You obviously make sure you always have a lot of cash in your wallet!

Anonymous said...

Steve - are you the lush again?

Anonymous said...

I don't think Steve has ever been a member of the family Lush