Contender! Ready! Gladiator?

Now while Gurt doesn't personally own any of these new fangled gadgets like a wireless with pictures or one of them telephones that aren't tied to the wall (although admittedly many an hour was once spent with noses pressed up against the glass watching Jet bounce around the arena) news has reached Gurt's cakeholes that Sky are intent upon re-launching the (somewhat) classic Gladiators series

But surely they can't be expecting all those once lithe and fit bodies to be up to the challenge these days? And the answer seems to be no.

Producers are a-hunting for some 21st century Gladiators to throw hapless contestants all over the matting.

Can City of Bristol rise to this challenge? Of course! There's been a whispering in the air that a certain fiery-haired fox might be the ideal candidate. Not only could she probably take down any foolish individual intent on stardom who got in her way with her bare hands, but of course after all that practice powering herself along (in one of those 'other' boats) she's now fully trained in using one of those giant cotton buds.



Then of course there's the possibilty of being taken down by two sisters at once...
More power to the mighty Maunders! Appearing on your boxes soon, maybe?