Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Slippery when wet

Yes yes ok. It's only fair to mention another un-ceremonial dunking in the docks that took place last week.
As most of you will no doubt know surf-boat fever is once again gripping the club.

The 'Lads' ( Rear-Admiral Crush, Captain Sparrow, Able-seaman Crofts & Cabin-boy Hall) are showing the way and last week donned their Speedos, lathered up their rears (that's another story. But who's idea was it to use water based cream?) and spanked off up towards the feeder.

All went well: Equipped with shiny torsos, shinier rears and the fabulous Baker-boy deftly steering, the bums were up and down the docks in a blur.

Not so dainty when it came to taking the boat out: Apparently not-so-Able-Seaman Crofts tried to show the ballerinas of The Fairy Princess his Grande tour de Promenade and promptly slid flat on his derrière into the waiting water.

Judges awarded a 8.5 - marked down due to too much cheek on show.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just like to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this, so not sure who cabin-boy Jimmy is?!?

Anonymous said...

Now I'm confused, has Jimmy has grown a few inches taller and lost some hair?

Gurt Lush said...

Whoops, cock up. My sources are getting rusty.
Who was the 4th man then?

Anonymous said...

I think the clue is in the post above Gurt!

Gurt Lush said...

Ok ok... it was early

Anonymous said...

Gurt, it's the punishment that dare not be mentioned for you..... You have been warned!