I hear that the men's skipper required the expert skills of a carpenter after recent upsets South of the River. Worried that his bank account was going to get a hammering, he bailed out of his most recent romantic clinch shortly before Valentine's Day. He was quoted as saying "I thought it was all going rather well, until she slammed the front door with the kind of power that could shift the heaviest of mens eights".
With structural improvements to the front of his flat, he is now firmly back on the market.
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He couldn't even afford a slap up meal at the maccie d's!!
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