Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Art Graduate of the Year 2001

I bumped into a disorientated american last night, who was wondering round the dockside claiming he had come looking for a cup of tea?

I was obviously concerned for his welfare and took him into the Nova Scotia to feed him cider until the colour returned to his cheeks. He claimed to be searching for a former member of Lewis & Clark College, and produced a scrap of paper which he clutched like a treasure map.

It said:
Morgan Specht
Class of 2001 - Art
I am living and working as a Youth Worker with disaffected inner city youth in Bristol, UK for 18 months. I am living with my English girl friend which I met on my Overseas trip to Italy in 2000. I have continued rowing, in the country where it was born and even prequalified to row at Henley Royal Regatta this year! If you come to England, please drop by for some tea.

Brilliant.

Earl Grey, or perhaps some English Breakfast Tea?

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