Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Get 'em off

So Mr Bromwich was having a little tidy-up at his Palace yesterday morning, and in the bathroom he comes across Cinderella's Slipper.

Well, when I say Cinderella's Slipper, what I meant to say was A Fine Young Lady's Tights!

Stunned into silence, Neil has phoned Gurt Confidential HelpLine (0800 tellmeyourgossip) to try and find the owner.

So, the hunt has started...

If that was you, don't think you can run, don't think you can hide, Gurt is on your tail!

I will find out what you were up to in there, and with whom!

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