Damp conditions underfoot and a strong breeze on the fairway failed to hamper the progress of the Pub Golfers on Sunday. Some skilful puts were sunk along the course as well as numerous holes-in-one. However the stamina of the players began to show later in the match as the scores began to creep over par and the Pringle clad legs became unstable. Congratulations to one of the competitors for scoring a particularly tricky birdie at the nineteenth hole, I also hear that the birthday girl was quite literally swept off her feet by the men’s skipper during the post match boogie.
Apparently there are plans for another sporting themed pub crawl based on cricket…
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- Gurt Lush
- The Family Lush hails originally from a cave in the Forest of Dean. Gurt now resides under a bridge near Welsh Back with his lovely wife, Gurtrude. A former member of CBRC in the 1980's, Gurt was often found comparing facial hair with Brian Stevens, and drinking rough cider in The Ostrich. Gurtrude can been seen in photos of late 1970's CBRC womens crews, who were all-conquering on the Tideway. Cousins Reet & Randy have recently been seen paying close attention to female crews in the Prince Street area.
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Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Titty cricket!
Pretty please?
No, absolutely not.
Titty cricket... sounds like a wonderful game! When can we play?
How about tonight in your dreams!!!!
If there's titty cricket, there's testicle cricket, and it will involve cricket bats...
Ooooh kinky
Anyone know the rules of Titty Cricket?
Very simple:
1 run for a brush of the left breast
2 runs for a brush of the right breast
4 runs for a brush of both breasts and....
a six for a slap in the face..
Its a game for boys really.
Not quite right, a six is if you get a facefull and a slap is a man out.
I thought we were just going to have a pub crawl with everyone dressed as W.G.Grace...
I think it would be highly entertaining for us ladies to sit back and watch you guys count up the slaps.
Who would be the the highest scorer though? An immediate century should go to anyone who comes out in pads and batting helmet.
I am sure it will be entertaining for you ladies to have you boobies 'brushed' all night....
What with a brush?
I'll play, when is it?
Having been on the recieveing end of this game a number of times, I think you'll find that the official rules are as follows:
You must touch a woman's boobie(s) without getting caught.
Any part of the body (less hands) counts as one run
Back of the hand is a 4
Palm of the hand is a 6
If you get caught, you are out.
You must appoint an umpire in your group to keep score and adjudicate.
I once got a half-century on the lash in Cardiff, but was 'out' spectacularly while attempting a tricky four on (what turned out to be) a guy in drag on a stag night :-(
I presume a 'googly' is for the female members of the team?
I hope no innings are played near Castle Green - there's a Ladyboys of Bankok show going on there for the next week or so. It'll be difficult to stop Steve trying to make it a five day international.
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