Monday, July 03, 2006

Eating Disorder

Lord McAlpine’s groundsman was puzzled to find small pieces of carrot beneath one of the windows of The Lodge in Henley on Saturday morning. It seems the heat of the previous day had taken it’s toll on Mr Mumford, despite constant liquid refreshment, and he had to have a bit of a 'moment' at the window before bedtime.
Perhaps this is how he maintains such a slight frame?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was sold a dodgy burger...