Thursday, March 16, 2006

You Better Shape Up

I am quite proud of my portly silhouette, the most defining feature of which being a nicely rounded belly (all bought and paid for you understand). However it seems that an increasing number of British blokes are uncomfortable with the extra pounds that they carry and are becoming obsessed with losing weight, getting fit and grooming. Rather worryingly these men look to David Beckham as their role model.

Contrary to this trend, most men at CBRC seem content with what they’ve got, whether big, small, tall or short and I doubt you’ll find many exfoliating creams in their bathrooms. But then perhaps that’s why certain club members have been single for so long?

What do you reckon ladies, is it time for a men’s-squad-makeover?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Washing your kit a bit might help - instead of turning it inside out five times!

Anonymous said...

you cant polish a turd!