Save the Scots

The shocking photo below highlights the plight of many hundreds of Scotsmen around the world who suffer from the terrible effects of an extreme lack of alcohol on a Sunday morning. If you see someone in a similar state then please give generously with either loose change or whisky.
Victims can be identified by incomprehensible speech, unprovoked violence and the presence of deep fried confectionary about their person.
With your help we can keep these people in a constant state of inebriation and prevent this happening again.