Monday, September 26, 2005

Byzantium Part 2: Don't ya wish Stuey was hot like me?

Oh the pain...

Imagine this. You've been swinging yourself round the dancefloor with vigour for the previous 2 hours.

One fillie hangs herself round your neck, and removes your bow tie...

Then before you know it, another foxy lady has removed your cumberbund...

And just when you thought your clothing was becoming precarious, a different girl removes your braces...

Now at this point most red-blooded males would be struck dumb with choice. Most red-blooded males would probably pop to the bar for a pint to make up thier minds. Most red-blooded males would probably ask their mates for some advice.

But not Stuey... Oh no.

He gets in a cab to head home - only to realise (when prompted) that "he might have been IN there"!!!

Keep trying ladies - he's a tough nut to crack!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does that picture look like Marcus and Martina....