It’s now over half way through the Big Brother Boat House ordeal and it’s been an eventful morning. The drone of Rona’s ergo has been really getting on the nerves of the other house mates and so they move her into the annex. However, she has secured a lucrative sponsorship deal from Powergen.
The swan has taken one too many liberties for Steve’s liking and so he moves in for a scrap. Adopting the classic swan fighting technique of standing on it’s feet and going for the head he attempts to clout the bird. Unfortunately, being taller than Steve, the swan is able to dodge his lunges and delivers a sharp blow to his chest, winding him.
At this point the Friends of Bristol’s Swans, who have been campaigning for Dewey’s release overnight, are let into the boat house to remove the disgruntled bird. The production company refuses to comment on rumors that the swan was infected with bird flu.
For the last few days Neil has been spending most of his time in the ladies toilets. The other house mates just thought that it was his age getting the better of his bladder but in fact he has been installing soft furnishings, a music system and mood lighting to create what he likes to call his “Love Shack”. As everyone seems deflated by the whole swan fight incident Neil feels now is the time to invite them into his pad for a few drinks and after a round of Ugly Flatmates * morale is restored……..
* The ugly flatmate is a traditional Czech drink consisting of egg nog and sambuca. It’s creator gave it it’s name after declaring that the only time he would consider sleeping with his cosmetically different flat mate would be after drinking several of these concoctions.
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