Day Seven in the Big Brother Boat House

It’s the final day in the boat house and the house mates are slow to start having spent all night in the love shack. First to emerge are Neil and Steve and some time later the three girls appear closely followed by Tim. Tim has at least three shades of lipstick on his cheeks. The girls remain coy about what went on during the night’s frivolities but Tim’s knowing smile suggests something may have happened.
Obviously annoyed by the luck of the young whippersnapper, Neil and Steve take Tim to one side and ask what his secret is; he replies “Charm, Sophistication and Wit”.

After a torrent of quite literally one vote the winner of the Big Brother Boat House 2006 has been decided. Possibly because of his effortless style, possibly because of his appetite for fine avian dining or maybe due to his winning ways with the ladies the voting public have chosen Mr Tim “Velvet” Beaver as the victor!

The house mates are released, blinking, into the sunlight to be a met by a rapturous applause from a handful of dog walkers and joggers who were passing by. Tim is presented with his prize of a week at the Eton Rowing Course but remains remarkably modest about the whole thing choosing to donate the prize to a charitable cause, Russ is very grateful.

So that’s the end of the BBBH ’06. Look out for future Gurt Lush Productions including:

- CBRC Fit club
- I’m an oarsman get me out of here!
- CBRC Love Island

In the meantime you can purchase these special edition, souvenir all in one lycra suits (click pics to make biggerer):



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