The Big Brother Boat House 2006.
After an exhaustive selection process involving many hopeful candidates and even more pints of best the lucky 6 house mates that will be entertaining you with their antics over the next 7 days are as follows:
Steve "Punchy" Bathurst: Almost guaranteed entry as he was sure to get into a scrap which will boost the ratings.
Steve's comment: "So there will be booze and birds? Count me in!"
Rona "Remigo Ergo Sum" Smith: A strong candidate as she was sure to do well on any physical tasks the house mates might be set.
Rona's Comment: "So I'll be locked in a room with 4 ergs? Count me in!"
Timothy "Velvet" Beaver: A cunning choice by the producers as he will simultaniously appeal to both the youth viewers and the sophisticates.
Tim's comment: "When approached by the production company I felt it was my duty to educate the riff raff that will no doubt constitute the viewers of this program"
Red Squirrel: This unnamed female house mate was asked to take part in the program and was initially reluctant but after being told their was to be alcohol and men in the house she was keen to be involved.
Red Squirrel's Comment: "So there will be booze and blokes? Count me in!"
Neil "Doesn't look a day over 30" Bromwich: A candidate to appeal to the older viewers was needed and Neil was the ideal man to fit the bill.
Neil's Comment: "As long as we can have the after show party at mine then I'm in!"
Jane "Howay the lads" Green: The only person deemed hard enough to keep Steve in check.
Jane's comment:"I reckon it'll be a reet good laff"
Now stand back and enjoy the show as the drama unfolds on these pages over the next few days....
*please note photos may not represent the actual house mates.
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