Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Getting Cosy in Comfy Pt. 2

f there’s one thing you can rely on it’s that if you mix alcohol, young ladies and Stuey you are guaranteed to produce a story. Luckily Saturday night was no exception.
The lothario with the immaculate coiffure found himself in a passionate embrace with one of the party's hangers-on in a dark corner of Comfy in the early hours of the morning.

However the story doesn’t end there. During a brief moment when the couple had to surface for air, Stuey decided to have a bit of chat with the Red Squirrel. No one is quite sure what the topic of conversation was but rumour has it they began to argue as to who could pull the better ergo score. The matter could not be resolved within the club and Stuey was invited to ‘take it outside’. Unfortunately the bouncers must have misinterpreted his intentions and decided he was far too dangerous a character to be let back in and issued him with a one-night ban from the club.
They obviously didn’t know that he’s a lover not a fighter!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could Stuey's no-show last night be linked to his black eye?

Anonymous said...

I heard that he tried to claim he got it 'falling off his tricycle'

Anonymous said...

I heard the argument was over a dance off to MC Hammer and Red Squirrel won hands down!