Getting Cosy In Comfy Pt.1

The residents of the Comfy dancefloor were dazzled by the moves and skills of the drunken rowers on Saturday night.
Mr Beaver was on particularly good form for most of the night but got carried away when a tune came on from his favourite record label. It seems the flying splits were too much for the maths teacher and so emergency physiotherapy was required. As luck would have it a trained professional was on hand to administer the treatment, though her technique was somewhat unconventional.